Glass of Wine Unisex T-Shirt

Alcohol isn’t "a treat." It’s nicely dressed up poison; ethanol, a toxic solvent and biocide used in disinfectants and cleaning products because it kills cells. Over a lifetime you drink about 2,463 litres of literal poison. Not for nutrition, not for health, but to chemically dull your brain: to slow reaction time, weaken judgement, impair memory, and make your nervous system misfire in ways we market as "relaxation." If you know all this and you're still bargaining with the definition, or are reaching for a "yeah but...", you're refusing to think, you're a cognitive coward. And your continued cowardice has an agricultural footprint: roughly ~14.6 m² of cropland kept in production every year to grow the barley, grapes, and apples that get fermented and distilled into something otherwise used for sterilisation of surfaces. The bottle is marketing; the reality is crops worked and sprayed on repeat so you can pay to poison yourself. Over your lifetime, the total deaths associated with poisoning yourself in this way approximates to 50,000. That's about half a teaspoon of pureed insects in each pint of beer, or a couple of pea-sized blobs dropped in each glass of wine. For each Tee purchased, we use part of the profits to fund the planting of one tree with our partner Ecologi.